Collecting man eating amphipods

[paul b]

Today was a beautiful day so my wife and I went out with my friend and his wife to anchor where we always go a few yards off a tide pool in the Long Island Sound.  I went to this spot yesterday and collected more amphipods that I could fit in my tank so I wasn't really collecting today. Just checking out the killer amphipods and other sea life.  Our wives stayed in the boat and spoke about women things, I have no idea what that is, and don't want to.  My closest friend and dive partner narrated this Spielberg film.  These are  videos and it was an underwater camera so you have to put your volume up.

[paul b]

I go there almost every day.  My wife just saw this video and said, Wow, you look like a Moose.  It is a Hero 3 camera and it only comes with a wide angle lens so I do look 50 lbs heavier.  But I am not real skinny either way.  And I am a Man, so who cares.

[AlanM]

From the title I thought you were saying that you were a collecting man and that you were eating amphipods.  I figured you were trying to see why your fish like them so much.

[paul b]

I think they would taste like snot, but I don't really eat that either so I can't be sure.

[Jason Rhoads]

From the title I thought you were saying that you were a collecting man and that you were eating amphipods.  I figured you were trying to see why your fish like them so much.

 

I think he would need a semi colon in there to get that across:  "collecting man; eating amphipods."   That would be a really interesting video... Paul out in the ocean netting divers and popping amphipods into his mouth! 

[paul b]

Real Men don't use semi colon's or even know what they are used for.  If it ain't a comma, question mark, period or that little thing above the 

"n" in colon's, then I have no use for it as it must be a Girly or Sissy punctuation mark.  And I ain't no Sissy  !???";":'/ @#%&*